Well it is mid-February and already my hope is that This Means War is the worst movie I will sit through all year. It’s a waste of talent and utterly senseless . . . which would be fine if it happened to be funny as advertised. Instead, the screenwriters — Timothy Dowling and Simon Kinberg…
Uwe Boll (which is German for “Appalling Filmmaker”) has made a living over recent years (and has angered a great deal of people) by transforming beloved video game properties into epically awful movies. As a result, the cultural landscape has become tragically cluttered with unwatchable motion pictures such as House of the Dead, BloodRayne, Alone…
Let’s see, “Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo” was a mildly funny movie. So I expected Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo to be a rehash of the first . . . same type of jokes, same premise, etc. Guess what? I was right. Plain and simple Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo just isn’t that funny this time around. The…
