Critical Critic: Mariusz Zubrowski | Published on: August 28, 2010
Filed under: Horror, Thriller | 3 Comments
I’ve never been one to believe in the hocus-pocus, piece of schlock that is the Bible. I’m sorry if this offends any fanatics, but it’s just how I feel. Although I was raised as a Catholic, even as a child I found the stories of Jesus’ resurrection and God’s seven-day creation plan to be just [...]
Critical Critic: pinkston | Published on: August 26, 2010
Filed under: Documentary | 1 Comment
I don’t cry at movies. I mean, I’m not some unemotional or unattached person — many movies have touched me profoundly. But I have trained myself not to cry at movies. Dear Zachary: A Letter to a Son About His Father made it real tough.
For anyone who has read or heard anything about this film, [...]
Critical Critic: Dan Schneider | Published on: August 26, 2010
Filed under: Science Fiction | 0 Comments
I just watched Werner Herzog’s 2005 science fiction fantasy film The Wild Blue Yonder, and am left in that rare position of not having much to say of the film that could really change the opinion of a viewer, pro or con, toward it. This is not because it is good nor bad, simply because [...]
Critical Critic: pinkston | Published on: August 25, 2010
Filed under: Horror | 3 Comments
George A. Romero not only created the modern zombie horror genre, but he is still considered by many as the master of genre — even with mostly unsuccessful films like Land of the Dead and Diary of the Dead. Personally, I can’t call myself a huge Romero fan, but I am a horror film connoisseur [...]
Critical Critic: Colin Harris | Published on: August 23, 2010
Filed under: Drama, Thriller | 0 Comments
If we didn’t know it before, we know it now. The opening credits appear, and the first line reads ‘David Lynch Presents a Film by Werner Herzog’. Thinking caps on, folks, ‘cos we’re about to get mighty cerebral. My Son, My Son, What Have Ye Done tells the story of depressive Brad McCullum, and why [...]
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