By TheAbsoluteJay on Oct 31, 2008 in Comedy | 3 Comments
What do you get when you cross a ‘69 GTO Judge, three teenage best friends, and a weekend without parents? You get Sex Drive, a comedy about the most epic quest a man can undertake — the one to lose his virginity. The film follows Ian (Josh Zuckerman), a nervous virgin who’s propositioned by a [...]
By TheAbsoluteJay on Jul 16, 2008 in Action/Adventure, Crime, Drama, Thriller | 23 Comments
Most movies surrounded by as much hype as The Dark Knight usually don’t live up to it. This is one rare and shining example of something that I would call close to cinematic perfection. This summer’s blockbuster is a direct sequel to 2005’s Batman Begins, picking up right where it left off, with [...]
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