Movie Review: Riddick (2013)

Riddick (2013) by The Critical Movie Critics
Riddick (2013) by The Critical Movie Critics
Riddick (2013) by The Critical Movie Critics

Length: 119 minutes
 
IMDb URL: Riddick
 
Trailer URL: Riddick Movie Trailer
 
Official Page: Riddick
 
Release Date: US: September 6, 2013 | UK: September 6, 2013
 
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Posted September 8, 2013 by
Riddick (2013) by The Critical Movie Critics

Being a shirtless bad-ass.

In the third installment of this franchise, Vin Diesel proves once again that he cannot act his way off of a hostile planet and that his career peaked in “Saving Private Ryan.” Still, as far as dangerous worlds to inhabit, at least this one in Riddick is better than the one in “After Earth.” In fact, this FILM is better than “After Earth,” but then again, so is a bad case of hemorrhoids, so . . .

Continuing from the first movie, “Pitch Black” and 2004’s “The Chronicles of Riddick,” Riddick reunites writer/director David Twohy (who was not only responsible for writing those, but “G.I. Jane,” as well) and titular character Diesel (who has made such a cultural impact in the Fast and Furious franchise). Basically, this is just a remake of the first installment, which makes a valiant attempt to capture the dark, brooding atmosphere and return Diesel to his anti-hero roots that kicked off the series.

For the most part, Twohy succeeds, although success can be measured in many ways, mostly through box office revenues, which remain to be seen. (Sequels made after two years have a poor track record — and this comes a decade after the last one). Plot-wise, Riddick is still trapped on the inhospitable planet (sans humans, but plenty of alien creatures who would like nothing better than to make an in-between meal snack of our intrepid hero). He’s been left for dead since the last picture (although with Diesel, it’s difficult to tell if he’s really alive or not), and — to top it off — a huge storm is on the way which will bring even more danger, if that’s conceivable.

Riddick isn’t as dumb as he appears and soon realizes his only hope for survival is to escape from this deadly world. He takes the first step by activating an emergency beacon, which only alerts two different groups of bounty hunters who land on the planet looking to capture and/or kill him to collect their reward.

The first ship produces Santana (Jordi Mollà, “Colombiana“) and a group of ultra violent mercenaries, while the second craft contains “Boss Johns” (Matt Nable, “Killer Elite“), who has been hunting him for years. Armed only with his wits (uh oh, he’s in big trouble) and a pet that resembles a poorly CGIed tiger/dog combination, Riddick must not only battle these groups and avoid being lunch, but escape the previously-mentioned maelstrom, as well.

Mollà, who spends most of his screen time screaming and spewing saliva all over the place is so comically over-the-top, laughs are induced every time he appears; while Nable is so nondescript he could have telegraphed his role in. Consequently, I have to admit (reluctantly, of course) that the best job is done by the growling, scowling and, at times, almost incomprehensible Diesel (which is like admitting that Hitler guy wasn’t such a bad egg), although his best work takes place within the first 15 minutes of Riddick, where little, if any, dialogue is uttered.

Riddick (2013) by The Critical Movie Critics

Downed but not out.

With the appropriate amount of gore, fight scene after fight scene, man-eating monstrosities that only come out at night, a sequence where Riddick tries to convert a lesbian to his team and an approaching hurricane, one would think this film is jam-packed with spine-tingling excitement. One could not be more mistaken, however. The movie slows down (to let baby aliens cross the street, no doubt) and then takes too much time to build momentum back up — and it’s not really worth the wait. However, if one does not value quality entertainment too much or has spent the last decade pining for this sequel or is a 14-year old boy who thinks Barney Rubble is a great actor, then, by all means, pay full price to see Riddick. Everyone else can just wait until it comes out on cable or satellite and totally ignore it for absolutely nothing.

Critical Movie Critics Rating: 2 Star Rating: Bad



Greg Eichelberger

- The Critical Movie Critics

I have been a movie fan for most of my life and a film critic since 1986 (my first published review was for "Platoon"). Since that time I have written for several news and entertainment publications in California, Utah and Idaho. Big fan of the Academy Awards - but wish it would go back to the five-minute dinner it was in May, 1929. A former member of the San Diego Film Critics Society and current co-host of "The Movie Guys," each Sunday afternoon on KOGO AM 600 in San Diego with Kevin Finnerty.

7 Comments


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    Nightwing

    They should have stopped at 2. There was no entertainment value to number 3.




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    Konnor

    First 15 minutes? Nothing happens for the first half of the movie except watching one ugly CGI creature fight another ugly CGI creature.




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    So Sosa

    They pussified Riddick in this one.




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    WanderingDon

    A little too slow to satisfy action craving but at least they managed to connect Pitch Black to The Chronicles of Riddick.




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    Hagman

    Riddick is a significant step back on all fronts – the effects were largely abysmal – from the previous two movies. I am no longer looking forward to the fourth installment.




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    Ark May

    Considering your track record Greg, I was sure this would have earned five poop piles. It certianly deserved it.




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    Spence

    Looks cheaply done.





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