Never before has a title of a film been more descriptive of what it’s about as Machete Kills. Yep, just like “Machete” before it, Danny Trejo dices, hacks and stabs his way through everyone. But now since B-Movie Grindhouse is apparently in vogue again, some big names like Mel Gibson and the now red-hot Michelle Rodriguez have signed on to break from their norms and overact in complete trash. Embedded is the violently schlocky teaser trailer — give it a watch!
Machete Kills stars Danny Trejo, Michelle Rodriguez, Mel Gibson, Amber Heard, Antonio Banderas, Cuba Gooding Jr., Jessica Alba, Charlie Sheen and Alexa Vega.
Official Synopsis:
The President of the United States (Charlie Sheen) tasks indomitable ex-Federale Machete (Danny Trejo) with silencing a dangerous radical and taking out a wealthy arms dealer who seeks to destabilize the entire globe.
Machete Kills hacks through US and UK theaters on October 11, 2013.
'Movie Trailer: Machete Kills (2013)' have 7 comments
May 30, 2013 @ 8:19 pm PhyllisC7
WHy would anyone pay to see this in a theater?
May 30, 2013 @ 8:44 pm Marcos
Insanity supremacy!
May 30, 2013 @ 9:29 pm AlanTwo
Mel Gibson? I can understand the parade of “once was” actors like Charlie Sheen, I mean Carlos Estevez, but Mel Gibson? Guess you gotta take what’s offered when there isn’t much offered . . .
May 30, 2013 @ 10:12 pm Heroz
I loved MACHETE
May 30, 2013 @ 11:35 pm Plancaster
Danny Trejo isn’t looking very good. It’s probably time to put him out to pasture.
May 31, 2013 @ 4:11 am Brian
When did he ever look good?
June 2, 2013 @ 10:51 am Lumpy
Looks awful.