The Expendables 2 (2012) by The Critical Movie Critics

Movie Review: The Expendables 2 (2012)


The Expendables 2 (2012) by The Critical Movie Critics

Locked and loaded.

The Expendables 2 is the Brazzers of explosion porn. The critical backlash surrounding its predecessor, “The Expendables” — an experiment in how many washed-up stars you can manage into a single film — didn’t detract it from becoming a success, and this sequel includes more of what every reviewer hated about the first—mindless gore and a don’t-give-a-fuck attitude. However, director, star, and writer Sylvester Stallone puts Simon West (responsible for “Con Air” and “The Mechanic“) at the helm this time around, instead sticking to his acting chops (in addition to a credit for helping pen the script). The result is the most entertaining film of the summer.

Mr. Church (Bruce Willis), the series’ enigmatic government agent, returns with another job for our eponymous clique of mercenaries: To retrieve a mysterious “package.” As security, he forces group leader Barney Ross (Stallone) to accept Maggie (Yu Nan), a woman with killer charms, into his pack of alpha-men. Alongside Gunner Jensen (Dolph Lundgren), Lee Christmas (Jason Statham), Hale Caesar (Terry Crews), Toll Road (Randy Couture), and Billy the Kid (Liam Hemsworth), a greenhorn military sniper, they set out on a mission destined for disaster. When one of their own is murdered by a ruthless rival mercenary named Jean Vilain (Jean-Claude Van Damme) and their target turns out to be five tons of weapons-grade plutonium, the crew locks and loads for a wave of destruction through hostile territory.

They’re not emotionally complex, but the leads of The Expendables 2 are as endearing as the action figures you had as a kid. Stallone and co-scribe Richard Wenk had a lot of fun with this ode to ’80s actioners and it’s evident through the colorful interactions between these characters. Each member of the clique has an idiosyncrasy. As they work around each other’s quirks the headliners develop themselves as likable protagonists. Their camaraderie is also a lot more organic in this follow-up. Stallone’s chemistry with Statham is especially on-point, while Lundgren and Crews are honorable standouts amongst the ensemble cast. On the opposite side of the playing field, Van Damme’s Belgian accent makes him a cool throwback to those outlandish Reagan-era villains.

The Expendables 2 (2012) by The Critical Movie Critics

Looking for a fight.

Poking fun at the ridiculousness of the genre and the movies that made them stars, the humor is as memorable as the body count. Occasionally, they misfire (as is the case with Arnold Schwarzenegger’s character, who repeats the same “Terminator” reference far too many times); other times, like in Chuck Norris’ self-deprecating intro as Booker, a retired military operative who’s virtually indestructible, the facetiousness adds another layer of rewatchability. But the funniest scene has Caesar pondering the life-long question, “What would you have for your last meal?”

Unlike the team’s high-powered guns, West’s direction jams along the way. For a movie that prides itself on grandiose violence, the CG is a tad spotty. And he relies too much on shaky camera during the third act. This makes the action hard to follow. A much anticipated one-on-one brawl between Ross and Vilain is also underwhelming (despite Van Damme specifically requesting the scene be re-done after being unhappy with the original confrontation). Fortunately, he abstains from the sappy romance far too common in today’s blockbusters.

While the anticlimactic ending somewhat detracts from the overall experience, the rest of the movie is enjoyable enough to make The Expendables 2 worth your time and money. If Stallone and company continue this upward curve, the forthcoming threequel (already in its planning stages) could be a titan.

Critical Movie Critic Rating:
4 Star Rating: Good

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'Movie Review: The Expendables 2 (2012)' have 13 comments

  1. The Critical Movie Critics

    August 18, 2012 @ 3:06 pm Parachrome

    “”..this sequel includes more of what every reviewer hated about the first—mindless gore and a don’t-give-a-fuck attitude..””

    Part 2 is everything Part 1 was supposed to be! I loved it!

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    August 18, 2012 @ 3:33 pm Nooch

    Tons more action. Fun to watch

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    August 18, 2012 @ 4:02 pm HoosierDaddy

    I like seeing the old action team back together.

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    August 18, 2012 @ 5:55 pm Mattho

    Expendables 3 is supposedly going to add Steven Seagal and Kurt Russell to the crew. It just keeps getting better and better!

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    August 18, 2012 @ 7:16 pm ddt

    I didn’t like the first attempt and I like this one even less. Its mindless, bloody crap.

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    August 18, 2012 @ 9:46 pm MickeyD

    guilty pleasure picture

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    August 19, 2012 @ 11:24 am Atom

    As a fan of these movies growing up I thought I’d like this much more than I did. Guess my tastes have changed considerably cos the credits couldn’t come any sooner…

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    August 19, 2012 @ 11:19 pm Mary-Ann

    A movie like Expendables 2 represents all that is wrong with media today. The glorification of death and violence should not be applauded or encouraged.

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    August 21, 2012 @ 1:52 pm Anomaly 101

    Forget the rest Terry Crews is the best!

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    August 21, 2012 @ 8:10 pm outrage

    You seriously liked this? It’s shit that’s not even mediocre shit. It’s the absolute worst shit possible.

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    August 22, 2012 @ 10:31 pm CoffeeCup

    Wish all these guys would crawl back into their holes. Clawing to past successes with another lamedick action movie is just sad.

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    September 7, 2012 @ 12:18 pm cedric

    trash movie all around.

  13. The Critical Movie Critics

    October 15, 2012 @ 6:33 pm TRUMP

    I can only hope they were lampooning how absurd action movies have become cos this went well beyond the absurd to outrageous.

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