Who are The Critical Critics?

Simply put, we're a few average Joes who got sick and tired of the bullshit movie reviews being fed to us on a regular basis. We wanted honest, no frills, balls-to-the-walls reviews. We wanted the so-called high and mighty critics to open themselves up for rebuttal. After all who the hell do they think they are? After doing a cursory look around, we noted there weren't many people out there giving straight forward critiques of the latest Hollwood offerings. So The Critical Critics was born.

Want to know more? Of course you do -- look below to learn more about our esteemed critics.



General Disdain

General Disdain I love long walks on the beach, candlelit dinners and I'm a sucker for women named Helga. What can I say -- I live for the finer things in life!


LaRae

LaRae I'm going to infuse some well needed class here!


NarnianWho

NarnianWho I'm a hopeless romantic and will tend to watch anything in that genre. My favourite shows are Doctor Who, Grey's Anatomy, The Vicar Of Dibley, Charmed and Jane Austen adaptations. Movies I enjoy are Narnia, Indiana Jones, Walk The Line, musicals like Oklahoma and Sound Of Music. X


Nashtradomus

Nashtradomus Writing movie reviews is beneath me. I do it now and again to remember what it is like to feel like a commoner.


Phntmbanana

Phntmbanana Movies and comics are my passion. When not watching the latest Hollywood megahit I can be found idling at the local comic shop.


sasori

sasori When I'm not sleeping, I'm doing something else that closely resembles sleep.


TheAbsoluteJay

TheAbsoluteJay Contempt for the ignorant is bliss. At least that is what I'm told!


VictoryOverTyranny

VictoryOverTyranny I like classic rock music, The Beatles, The Kinks, old metal Skid Row, AC/DC, hardcore punk, indie rock along with filming, and whatnot see blog for more info.




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