Who are The Critical Movie Critics?
Simply put, we're a few average Joes who got sick and tired of the bullshit movie reviews and news being fed to us on a regular basis. We wanted honest, no frills film-related news and reviews that we could actually use. We wanted the so-called high and mighty critics to open themselves up for rebuttal (after all who the hell do they think they are?). After doing a cursory look around, we noted there weren't many people out there giving straight forward critiques of the latest Hollwood offerings. And so The Critical Movie Critics was born.Want to know more? Of course you do -- look below to learn more about our esteemed critics and how you can become one of us!
Aaron Leggo
| You and I both know the truth. You just don't admit it. |
General Disdain
| I'm an old, miserable fart set in his ways. Some of the things that bring a smile to my face are (in no particular order): Teenage back acne, the rain on my face, long walks on the beach and redneck women named Francis. Oh yeah, I like to watch and criticize movies. |
Amy Bigmore
| Yes it is me. Were you expecting someone else? |
Daniel Caabeiro
| A Spaniard expatriate with a love for Häagen-Dazs and proud-but-flawed franchises like the Cleveland Browns. Also, film fads like Smell-o-Vision and Michael Bay. |
Charlie Juhl
| I like movies and they like me right back. You can find out how much by visiting my personal site Citizen Charlie. |
Dan Schneider
| I'm a fan of all things art and I've a fine eye for detail. What's your excuse? |
David Ferguson
| I'm from Texas. That's all you need to know. For now... |
Dan Franzen
| For more reviews, visit Frothy Ruminations, the oldest review site you've never, ever heard of. Now in color! Remember - there's no need not to be critical. Kittens are critical of you; we should learn from them. And who doesn't love kittens? Ergo, cogit sum! QED! Whatever. I'm going to go have a kitten sandwich. Don't wait up. |
Greg Eichelberger
| I have been a movie fan for most of my life and a film critic since 1986 (my first published review was for "Platoon"). Since that time I have written for several news and entertainment publications in California, Utah and Idaho. Big fan of the Academy Awards - but wish it would go back to the five-minute dinner it was in May, 1929. A former member of the San Diego Film Critics Society and current co-host of "The Movie Guys," each Sunday afternnon on KOGO AM 600 in San Diego with Kevin Finnerty. |
Colin Harris
| Owner of the Pick 'n' Mix movie review website. Stop by after you've finished here for mostly smaller budget and harder to find movies. Thanks. |
Howard Schumann
| I was born but... my parents forever rued the day. I married Joan (what a girl, what a whirl), have two boys I am immensely proud of, and here I am, poor but happy, no fame or fortune this go 'round, but much satisfaction. |
JohnnyHollywood
| A few years ago, a good friend of mine started calling me 'Hollywood' because of my love and knowledge of all things movies, and the name just stuck. Movies are my life. I love them so much that when people ask me why I even bother with law school, I reply with my life motto, and a quote from one of my favourite directors: 'I didn't go to film school. I went to films.' -Quentin Tarantino. |
Mariusz Zubrowski
| Eventually I'll put something nifty here. Until then, know that I'm watching you. Closely. |
Mark Zhuravsky
| The best of the five boroughs is now represented. Brooklyn in the house! I'm a hardworking film writer, blogger, and former co-host of "It's No Timecop" podcast! Find me on Twitter @markzhur and on Tumblr at Our Elaborate Plans... |
pinkston
| pinkston is a former student, current writer and film podcaster from Chicago, Illinois. To see more of his film writing check out Grisly Gunnar at NerdyNothings.com. |
Cal Knox
| I'm a true blue fair dinkum Aussie larrakin from Down Under (or Australia, if you're not a fan of slang). Yep, I wrestle crocs and I throw shrimps on the barbie. Movies are my passion. I also post my reviews on Flixster, Listal and MovieFilmReview. I've been writing reviews as a hobby since 2003, and since then my technique has increased big time. I'm also studying Media at University, which helps me develop my writing skills. I am continually commended for my writing from both tutors and peers. On top of reviewing movies, I voluntarily contribute to the local newspaper in the area of music journalism. And I'm a through-and-through gym junkie. Yep, my life thus revolves around peers, studies, movies and exercise. I'm more than happy. |
sasori
| When I'm not sleeping, I'm doing something else that closely resembles sleep. |
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