Who are The Critical Movie Critics?

Simply put, we're a few average Joes who got sick and tired of the bullshit movie reviews being fed to us on a regular basis. We wanted honest, no frills, balls-to-the-walls reviews. We wanted the so-called high and mighty critics to open themselves up for rebuttal. After all who the hell do they think they are? After doing a cursory look around, we noted there weren't many people out there giving straight forward critiques of the latest Hollwood offerings. So The Critical Movie Critics was born.

Want to know more? Of course you do -- look below to learn more about our esteemed critics.



General Disdain

General Disdain I'm an old, miserable fart set in his ways. Some of the things that bring a smile to my face are (in no particular order): Teenage back acne, the rain on my face, long walks on the beach and redneck women named Francis. Oh yeah, I like to watch and criticize movies.


David Marsh

Just doing my part for the movie watching public.


Deborah Louise Robinson

Deborah Louise Robinson I love movies. I watch them, I review them, and I write them. I love Hollywood, heavy metal, and Elvis, and I fear absolutely nothing. More about me.......


Dan Schneider

I'm a fan of all things art and I've a fine eye for detail. What's your excuse?


A. J. Pennypacker

A. J. writes on his movie blog movieblaster.cc and will sit through almost any film, except Druids, that was just awful.


Khidr Suleman

Khidr Suleman You don't understand! I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I could've been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am.


Frank Ritz

I have an unhealthy obessession with movies, ever since I was a young boy (3 to be exact). Memento is the best movie ever, Stanley Kubrick is the best director, and that's about it. P.S. - I'm a bit of an ass.


Colin Harris

Owner of the Pick 'n' Mix movie review website. Stop by after you've finished here for mostly smaller budget and harder to find movies. Thanks.


LaRae

LaRae I'm going to infuse some well needed class here!


Marco Duran

Marco wrote, directed and produced the feature film Within. He has lived in the Los Angeles area his whole life.You can follow his 140 character movie reviews on Twitter or friend him on Facebook. Favorite Films: Fight Club, The Fountain, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Oldboy, Pulp Fiction, Children of Men, City of God, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, The Shawshank Redemption, Memento Favorite Directors: Christopher Nolan, Spike Jonze, Darren Aronofsky, Quentin Tarantino Favorite Composers: Clint Mansell, James Newton Howard, John Williams, Howard Shore


Mariusz Zubrowski

Eventually I'll put something nifty here. Until then, know that I'm watching you. Closely.


MovieGoddess

MovieGoddess I've been a fanatical movie buff since I was a little girl, thanks to my parents who encouraged my brother and I to watch anything and everything we wanted, even the stuff deemed inappropriate for minors. I work, write, and reside in San Francisco the city where I was born and bred.


Caitlin Maggs

Caitlin Maggs I'm a hopeless romantic and will tend to watch anything in that genre. My favourite shows are Doctor Who, Grey's Anatomy, The Vicar Of Dibley, Charmed and Jane Austen adaptations. Movies I enjoy are Narnia, Indiana Jones, Walk The Line, musicals like Oklahoma and Sound Of Music. X


Nashtradomus

Nashtradomus Writing movie reviews is beneath me. I do it now and again to remember what it is like to feel like a commoner.


Phntmbanana

Phntmbanana Movies and comics are my passion. When not watching the latest Hollywood megahit I can be found idling at the local comic shop.


pinkston

pinkston is a former student, current writer and film podcaster from Chicago, Illinois. To hear his voice, you can visit the Film Gauge Podcast.


James Barron

I find flaws with much that I see. Check out anotherfailedfilm.com for more of my reviews and for general movie mockery.


sasori

sasori When I'm not sleeping, I'm doing something else that closely resembles sleep.


TheAbsoluteJay

TheAbsoluteJay Contempt for the ignorant is bliss. At least that is what I'm told!




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