Archive for February, 2005

Movie Review: Constantine (2005) »

By General Disdain on Feb 26, 2005 in Fantasy, Thriller, Action/Adventure | 13 Comments

Ok, I’ll admit it, I went into this movie thinking it was a pile of horseshit. Everyone I knew (and their mothers) claimed this movie sucked ass. “Shit movie” and “Keanu Reaves can’t act”, are a few of the remarks I’ve heard. Although I can’t argue the latter opinion, I make a case on the […]

Movie Review: Hide and Seek (2005) »

By General Disdain on Feb 20, 2005 in Thriller, Drama, Horror | 0 Comments

The basic premise of the movie: a family man takes his daughter from their city home where a tragedy had occurred, to a country cottage where all hell breaks loose.
Hide and Seek has a great cast so I expected good things. Robert DeNiro still has some acting left in him. Dakota Fanning is […]

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