By General Disdain on Jun 26, 2005 in Action/Adventure, Comedy, Romance | 12 Comments
Hmmm. . .Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt in the same movie. Arguably, the two best looking actors in the world. Initial thoughts? Mr. & Mrs. Smith has to suck. When the media focuses on the couple after filming the movie goes downhill. . .remember that shitfest Gigli? So needless to say, I didn’t go into [...]
By General Disdain on Jun 22, 2005 in Animated, Family | 7 Comments
Once again, Hollywood has decided to bring the masses another cute and cuddly CGI feature film with, you guessed it, animals! Who woulda thunk that? As has been said in previous reviews, Hollywood sticks to a format that works. Therefore, Madagascar should be no different from Shrek or Robots. . . Am I correct? Basically. [...]
By General Disdain on Jun 7, 2005 in Horror, Thriller | 1 Comment
Why, oh why, do I do this to myself? I must be a glutton for punishment as that’s really the only way to explain my reasoning to watch the remake of The Amityville Horror. Where should I begin. I knew this movie had to suck ass before my wife and I sat down to watch [...]
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