By General Disdain on Aug 28, 2005 in Thriller | 6 Comments
We’ve all seen the advertisements of the The Skeleton Key telling would-be movie watchers that ‘this movie is as good as The Sixth Sense’ and asking people to not ’spoil the ending’. So, as most of mindless America, I bit the hook and and let them reel me in.
In a nutshell the movie casts [...]
By General Disdain on Aug 19, 2005 in Comedy | 4 Comments
Let’s see, Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo was a mildly funny movie. So I expected Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo to be a rehash of the first. . .same type of jokes, same premise, etc. Guess what? I was right.
Plain and simple Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo just isn’t that funny this time around. [...]
By General Disdain on Aug 14, 2005 in Comedy, Sporting | 0 Comments
Finally! A movie that I was actually interested in seeing. Why? Three reasons really. One: Bad News Bears is quite a good movie and I think a well done remake couldn’t hurt it. Two: Billy Bob Thornton. Three: Billy Bob Thornton. . .oh yeah I said that one [...]
By General Disdain on Aug 10, 2005 in Comedy | 2 Comments
Well let’s see. . .why oh why, would I bother to watch The Dukes of Hazzard? Oh yeah, same reason it’s the number one movie in the land: Jessica Simpson. Every man in the country is flocking to the movie in hopes of catching a glimpse of Ms. Simpson’s tits and ass. . [...]
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