Archive for October, 2006

Movie Review: The Departed (2006) »

By General Disdain on Oct 22, 2006 in Thriller, Drama | 8 Comments

It’s been several years since anyone has mentioned Martin Scorsese in the same breath as Oscar. Yeah he was up for it with The Aviator (2004) and Gangs of New York (2003) but those snore fests were only nominated because everything else in the theaters sucked ostrich dick. This man gave us movies […]

Movie Review: Employee of the Month (2006) »

By General Disdain on Oct 14, 2006 in Comedy | 1 Comment

Ah, just what the doctor ordered. Another excuse to watch our favorite buxomed blonde, Jessica Simpson, try to do something else she has no right to do. That’s right boys and girls, I mean acting. After all we already know she can’t sing or dance. Employee of the Month is aware […]

Movie Review: Jackass Number Two (2006) »

By General Disdain on Oct 10, 2006 in Documentary, Comedy | 0 Comments

There are many individuals in this great big world of ours that I just don’t get. Those tree-hugging, liberal faggots; those war-mongering right-wing douchebags; folk singers; those fuckwad animal conservatory guys on the Discovery Channel, et al. People I really don’t understand are those fucking insane thrill seekers who will literally do anything […]

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