By General Disdain on Feb 26, 2007 in Crime, Thriller, Drama | 0 Comments
It’s been awhile since I’ve seen my favorite guy with a rubber face, Jim Carrey. He’s been keeping a low profile all the while tapping the ass of that hottie Jenny McCarthy. Lucky fucker. So as I was saying before I began salivating over McCarthy’s pristine ass like Pavlov’s dog, it is […]
By General Disdain on Feb 22, 2007 in Foreign, Fantasy, Thriller, Drama | 4 Comments
As a lonely child, I gravitated towards Dungeons & Dragons and have always been intrigued with fantasy worlds and the creatures that inhabit them. So finally, after seeing and hearing all the hoopla surrounding Pan’s Labyrinth or should I say El Laberinto del Fauno (real Spanish title), I finally got up the nerve to […]
By Nashtradomus on Feb 20, 2007 in Fantasy, Thriller, Action/Adventure | 8 Comments
Flame On!
Nicholas Cage character Johnny, blazes the big sceen as the Ghost Rider with some intense visual effects and the fight for the balance of good and evil. Wife and I decided to spend the saturday evening at the movies and of all the choices we had, we decided to go for Ghost Rider as […]
By General Disdain on Feb 18, 2007 in Romance, Comedy | 2 Comments
I’m a sissy, I’ll admit it. I have a girlie spot located in my abdomen somewhere for cheesy, lovey-dovey chick flicks. Especially the feel good ones starring Mr. Blowjob himself - Hugh Grant. It started with Four Weddings and a Funeral so many years ago and although it seems no one cares […]
By General Disdain on Feb 12, 2007 in Romance, Comedy | 2 Comments
Well, I guess it’s time to see what the Hollywood hype machine has been pushing down my throat for months now. Norbit is a movie that lays out the life of a puny, pussy-whipped guy and his fat-as-fuck, overbearing wife. It is the latest Eddie Murphy comedy, in which, you guessed it - […]
By General Disdain on Feb 10, 2007 in Thriller, Horror | 1 Comment
Nothing gets the blood flowing better in the morning than a scary movie based on some freaky, paranormal shit. Then again, a good shot of whiskey coupled with a mind-numbing blowjob will do the trick too. Unfortunately, I don’t get much of the latter anymore, so The Messengers are going to have fulfill […]
By General Disdain on Feb 7, 2007 in Romance, Comedy, Drama | 1 Comment
It’s time for a feel-good, self-discovery movie. This time, however, our Hollywood friends have decided that the female lead usually given to Sandra Bullock, Renée Zellweger or Meg Ryan will go to Jennifer Garner. I guess they figured they needed a fresh face to attach to this comedy/romance; just like adding an air […]
By General Disdain on Feb 4, 2007 in Comedy | 1 Comment
Well, I had hoped that the comedy parody movies had ended with Scary Movie 2, as it was the last time I saw a funny movie of this type. But then they went ahead and clubbed me like a baby seal and came out with 2 more in the franchise and then the unspeakably bad Date […]