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Feature: Top 10 Hottest Bald-Headed Actresses

There is no other reason for this list other than the fact that while buzzing my own hair off I wondered how many actresses had done the same thing. Turns out not so many.

Criteria: Must have shaved or buzz cut their hair for a movie role — no bald caps.

10 Toni Collette Toni Collette

Shaved her head for her role as Griselda / Sister Concordia in 8 ½ Women.

9 Cate Blanchett Cate Blanchett

Shaved her head for her role as Philippa in Heaven.

8 Mena Suvari Mena Suvari

Shaved her head for her upcoming role as Catherine Bourne in The Garden Of Eden.

7 Noémie Lenoir Noémie Lenoir

Shaved her head for her role as Genevieve in Rush Hour 3.

6 Robin Tunney Robin Tunney

Shaved her head for her role as Debra in Empire Records.

5 Bai Ling Bai Ling

Shaved her head for her role as Tuptim in Anna and the King.

4 Demi Moore Demi Moore

Shaved her head for her as Lt. Jordan O’Neil role in G.I. Jane.

3 Sigourney Weaver Sigourney Weaver

Shaved her head for her role as Ellen Ripley in Alien³.

2 Persis Khambatta Persis Khambatta

Went bald for her role as Lt. Ilia in Star Trek: The Motion Picture.

1 Natalie Portman Natalie Portman

Shaved her head for her role as Evey in V for Vendetta.

I’m anxious to see Halle Berry with a shaved head in her upcoming film Nappily Ever After. I’m betting she looks great.

What say you?



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  1. weezer posted a response on: November 1, 2007 | Reply

    these ladies may look good with hair, but they all look sickly to me bald. shit, demi moore looks like a man without hair!

  2. Vibes63 posted a response on: November 4, 2007 | Reply

    Its always how normal a female celebrity looks without hair. I guess all that money spent on their hairstyles definetly pays off, at least, aestically. Personally, I don’t find any of the women attractive other than Demi Moore and Natalie Portman.

  3. Gary Rodgers posted a response on: November 4, 2007 | Reply

    When I first read the title all I could think of was Brittney, but then again she’s not an actor… or a good singer.

  4. Eric posted a response on: November 4, 2007 | Reply

    I have to agree with some of the previous commenters: Bald chicks look like hell.

    I’d screw most of these ladies with hair on their heads but not sporting the chemo look.

  5. sunny posted a response on: November 5, 2007 | Reply

    i think most of them look great! specialy Lenoir, she’s hot

  6. Fletch posted a response on: November 5, 2007 | Reply

    Poor Toni Collette should probably never be on any “Hottest” list. Bai Ling, too.

    (shudder)

  7. sasori posted a response on: November 6, 2007 | Reply

    I’d screw most of these ladies with hair on their heads but not sporting the chemo look

    You’d screw ‘em without hair too. Beggars can’t be choosers!

    Poor Toni Collette should probably never be on any “Hottest” list. Bai Ling, too.

    Toni is #10! She is attractive and she likes to get fully naked; that has to account for something! I think Bai Ling is pretty. Crazy too. Check out her spread for Playboy before you cast her aside.

  8. JKL posted a response on: February 17, 2008 | Reply

    Persis is the only woman ever who looked better bald. Half of your “hottest” list looks horrible.

  9. sasori posted a response on: February 18, 2008 | Reply

    Half of your “hottest” list looks horrible.

    Opinions are like assholes… :)

  10. drtagnjr posted a response on: July 6, 2008 | Reply

    About half of them still look incredibly hot without hair… The person that felt Demi looks like a guy.. really needs to be careful when picking up people apprarently. As for chemo references yes that is what would come to mind as a cause unfortunately for most but dno’t think sickly because you connect sickly to the cause. And I think two look better without (or with very short hair) than ever with long hair.

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