By General Disdain on May 26, 2009 in Action/Adventure, Comedy | 5 Comments
Even though I couldn’t stand it, the original Night At the Museum was at least original and had a “cuteness” factor to it. Oh, and how could I forget — it made a shitload of money worldwide too. But was it really so great that it needed a sequel? Of course not, but [...]
By General Disdain on May 25, 2009 in Action/Adventure, Science Fiction, Thriller | 5 Comments
Just because Arnold Schwarzenegger isn’t the focal point in Terminator: Salvation is no reason to fret and sign the death certificate on an impressive movie franchise. The final product, while very different from the three previous installments, still packs plenty of punch in both the alternate reality and ass-kicking action fronts.
The main differentiator here [...]
By General Disdain on May 16, 2009 in Crime, Drama, Mystery, Thriller | 2 Comments
What do you get when you mix science fiction’s amazing anti-matter with the Catholic Church? No, it isn’t Scientology (although that is a good guess). You get Angels & Demons, the long awaited follow-up to The Da Vinci Code. This time around the pews, instead of hunting down Opus Dei and poking [...]
By sasori on May 12, 2009 in Feature | 11 Comments
In honor of Ms. Jessica Biel adding herself to the list of actresses who’ve played a stripper on the big screen, I developed my personal top 10 list of the best and sexiest strippers in a movie.
Criteria: Must be a known actress in a stripper role.
There may be a few NSFW clips down below. [...]
By General Disdain on May 10, 2009 in Drama | 3 Comments
Fap fap fap fap. Whirrrrrrr. Fap fap fap fap. Whirrrrrr. I’m not going to explicitly tell you what those sounds represent. What I will tell you is they go in conjunction with what men, ages 18 to 50, will do when they catch a glimpse of a naked Jessica Biel in [...]
By General Disdain on May 6, 2009 in Action/Adventure, Science Fiction | 8 Comments
I didn’t think I would ever say it this is my lifetime, but it looks like the science fiction obsessed, dressing up and convention going social outcasts known as Trekkies are now getting their due. J.J. Abrams has finally dropped Star Trek into the theaters, a movie which may be the most highly anticipated [...]
By General Disdain on May 4, 2009 in Comedy, Romance | 4 Comments
Can the romantic comedy genre be out of steam? To me, it sure seems that way when:
Matthew McConaughey is once again chalked up to be the leading man.
The bottom of the barrel is scraped by stealing the plot devices of A Christmas Carol to tell the story.
In a sentence, Ghosts of Girlfriends Past is [...]
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