By sasori on Sep 28, 2009 in Feature | 9 Comments
The form fitting bodysuit/catsuit, made from leather, PVC, spandex — who cares. On the right figure, they all look simply spectacular.
Criteria: Has to be a full bodysuit (i.e., cover arms and legs); classic black in color.
By General Disdain on Sep 26, 2009 in Action/Adventure, Science Fiction, Thriller | 5 Comments
Taking the projection of oneself one step further in the digital realm than the abysmal online world of Second Life does, Surrogates imagines a world where true 3D representations move about in the world in place of the living and breathing. Why risk actually interacting with others when one can sit comfortably at the [...]
By General Disdain on Sep 22, 2009 in Animated, Family | 4 Comments
Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs is one of those enlightening pick me up kind of movies great for a rainy day. It’s great for the kids too. This 3D animated adventure, based on a popular children’s book by Judi and Ron Barrett, delivers a “never give up on your dreams” message in [...]
By General Disdain on Sep 19, 2009 in Comedy, Horror, Thriller | 3 Comments
I swear, one can make a movie about absolutely anything, get Megan Fox to star in it and they can retire in the lap of luxury. Ordinary men, you see, don’t give a rat’s ass about whether the movie in question is any good; they just want to see a super hot chick in [...]
By General Disdain on Sep 17, 2009 in Comedy | 3 Comments
The requisite elements are all in place for the raunchy comedy The Goods: Live Hard, Sell Hard to succeed. You’ve got the ridiculous storyline of a car lot needing to do anything to sell off its entire inventory over the Fourth of July long weekend. They’re so desperate, owner Ben Selleck (James Brolin) [...]
By MovieGoddess on Sep 16, 2009 in Horror, Thriller | 1 Comment
2009 may well be remembered as the year of the remake or reinterpretation of classic B-film slasher movies. Sorority Row — an update of The House on Sorority Row — continues this trend. Regrettably, it appears new ideas may be a little thin on the ground. It’s disappointing because the genre is [...]
By General Disdain on Sep 13, 2009 in Action/Adventure, Animated, Fantasy, Science Fiction | 1 Comment
In the not so distant future, mankind is all but eliminated from the face of the Earth. In the similar fashion as the Terminator films, man built machines that ultimately led to his and all of life’s eradication. Man may be gone, however, but in his place are miniature ragdoll-like puppet creatures imbued [...]
By General Disdain on Sep 11, 2009 in Comedy | 0 Comments
The benefit of the doubt was given to Mike Judge just because I am such a huge fan of his cult classic Office Space (and to a lesser extent Beavis and Butt-Head). I won’t be doing that again. His latest poke at corporate life through the eyes of the everyday man, Extract, [...]
By Khidr Suleman on Sep 9, 2009 in Action/Adventure, Drama, Science Fiction, Thriller | 7 Comments
Like many films before, I had seen the trailer to District 9. However, nothing could have prepared me for what I was about to witness when I stepped into Screen 5 to watch the entire film. Trust me, when I say that no amount of description can give justice to the story but I shall [...]
By General Disdain on Sep 3, 2009 in Action/Adventure, Drama, War | 5 Comments
If you’re a fan of Quentin Tarantino’s hip and generally longwinded diatribes, strap your helmet on — Inglorious Basterds is your call to arms (you’ll just have to learn how to enjoy hearing it in French, German and other European flavors). If you’re not a fan of his character’s pontifications — so what — [...]