Category: Romance
By LaRae on Jun 27, 2008 in Romance, Animated, Science Fiction, Comedy, Action/Adventure, Family | 3 Comments
WALL-E is the latest in the line of stellar features from the powerhouse Pixar. It is a romantic story of a small, lonely garbage cleaning robot that finds his purpose is greater than simply gathering trash into piles. Beautiful, charming and with an important message interwoven, WALL-E is flawless.
When the people of earth […]
By General Disdain on Jun 25, 2008 in Romance, Comedy | 2 Comments
Never heard of Miss Conception? No worries. I never heard of it either before today. It’s a little low-key romantic comedy – so quiet, in fact, it was filmed and released first in the U.K. before making a limited appearance here in the states. The only reason I found it was […]
By NarnianWho on Jun 10, 2008 in Romance, Fantasy, Comedy | 3 Comments
James McAvoy has been a gardener, a heart-broken soldier, a doctor, a lawyer, a student and now in his latest movie Penelope, he’s become a gambling, conflicted boyfriend of a pig. Simply put, I know, but being a fan I feel this role of Max has to be one of McAvoy’s most understated and bravest […]
By LaRae on May 30, 2008 in Romance, Comedy, Drama | 8 Comments
This travesty of character and plot development obliterates any chance I would or could call Sex and the City a film instead of a TV movie with really good distribution. Carrie (Sarah Jessica Parker) spends the entire TV movie trying to get married to Big (Chris Noth). Miranda (Cynthia Nixon) spends the entire […]
By General Disdain on May 12, 2008 in Romance, Comedy | 5 Comments
We all know what goes in Las Vegas – it’s Sin City after all. You get drunk. You get laid. 80% of the time you gamble away a small fortune. And depending on how long you’re visiting, you do it all over again the following night. Why? Because what […]
By General Disdain on Apr 26, 2008 in Romance, Comedy | 6 Comments
Holy shitwings Batman, a movie has been made specifically for Paris Hilton (bet you never thought you’d read a movie review start like that before). Somewhere a baby is dying because of this unforgivable offense to mankind. But then again, maybe not. Sure, The Hottie and the Nottie is an affront to […]
By General Disdain on Apr 24, 2008 in Romance, Sporting, Comedy | 2 Comments
Super smooth George Clooney has taken a break from playing his super smooth role in the successful Oceans series long enough to tackle (no pun intended) Leatherheads, a romantic comedy with a professional football backdrop set in the 1930’s. Aside from being an avid football fan (go Panthers), I was looking forward to seeing […]
By Phntmbanana on Apr 21, 2008 in Romance, Comedy | 5 Comments
To quote the most famous line in the very well known movie Forrest Gump, “Momma says life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what your going to get”. From the beginning I expected Forgetting Sarah Marshall to be a hilarious, semi-sweet romantic comedy full of vulgarity and nudity. For the most part, […]
By General Disdain on Apr 19, 2008 in Romance, Comedy | 2 Comments
Sometimes you just have to shake your head in disbelief because there isn’t much else you can do. While watching Uma Thurman and Colin Firth stumble their way through the ill-conceived The Accidental Husband, it was literally all I could do (spitting up my drink would have been too messy). This is definitely […]
By General Disdain on Feb 24, 2008 in Musical, Romance, Drama | 7 Comments
With a deep breath and high hopes I set out to watch the latest urban “find yourself” movie with a dance/rap backdrop — Step Up 2 the Streets. Why? I’m an optimist and a dreamer, and I firmly believe some day a movie like this will actually be worth the price of an […]
By General Disdain on Feb 15, 2008 in Romance, Comedy, Action/Adventure | 6 Comments
I get the distinct feeling I’ve seen Fool’s Gold before. Tell me if this premise seems even remotely familiar to you: A reckless loser with a hot girlfriend, convinces her to join him on a perilous adventure searching for buried treasure on the ocean floor. Need some help jogging your memory banks? […]
By General Disdain on Feb 8, 2008 in Romance, Fantasy, Comedy | 4 Comments
Small screen starlet, Eva Longoria Parker has found herself in a starring role in Over Her Dead Body, the second major romantic-comedy release of the year (27 Dresses being the first). I can count two possible reasons why she’s in that position: 1.) The more accomplished romance leads were already tied up in other […]
By General Disdain on Jan 21, 2008 in Romance, Comedy | 9 Comments
The staple of any good romantic comedy is the chemistry between the leading lady and leading man. This is highlighted by most movies starring Tom Hanks and Meg Ryan (Sleepless in Seattle and You’ve Got Mail) and 90% of the films starring Matthew McConaughey or Hugh Grant (mostly because these guys can have instant […]
By General Disdain on Dec 24, 2007 in Romance, Comedy | 15 Comments
Someone, somewhere still thinks Jessica Simpson is a bankable product. But with declining music sales, a long forgotten reality television show and not ever actually having much in the way of a hit movie, I’m not so sure that individual still has a job. That’s because her latest feature, Blonde Ambition, has had […]
By General Disdain on Dec 8, 2007 in Musical, Animated, Romance, Fantasy, Family | 10 Comments
With time to spare and the need for something lighthearted and cutesy being introduced into my system (I had just reviewed Jack Ketchum’s The Girl Next Door), Enchanted seemed like the perfect choice. And let’s be realistic, has Disney ever led anyone astray when they needed this kind of infusion?
The answer is yes, they […]
By General Disdain on Nov 19, 2007 in Romance, Comedy, Drama | 3 Comments
I promised myself I would never watch another movie with Dane Cook in it again. I begged, pleaded and insisted that Hollywood not allow him to star in another movie after I reviewed his last monstrosity Good Luck Chuck. But just like my wife and kids, they don’t listen to me. He’s […]
By General Disdain on Oct 7, 2007 in Romance, Comedy | 6 Comments
The last good twisted movie (in my humble opinion) from the Farrelly brothers was seven years ago with their feature Me, Myself and Irene. True they had a few movies in between then and now, but they’ve been lackluster and relatively safe. Since then a new kid with an equally deranged mind and […]
By General Disdain on Sep 26, 2007 in Romance, Comedy | 9 Comments
Damn, my ass hurts. A lot. No it’s not from sitting in an uncomfortable seat at the theater for 96 minutes to watch Good Luck Chuck. It’s from being raped repeatedly by those who would release a hunk of shit movie like this and disguise it as an off-the-cuff romantic-comedy.
That’s right, Good […]
By General Disdain on Aug 23, 2007 in Romance, Drama | 2 Comments
Period pieces. These are the hardest movies to review. Depending on the time frame they’re portraying, they need to remain true to the past — there isn’t a lot of room for error or creative liberties. And depending on the type of movie (biography, historical event) they tend to get long winded […]
By General Disdain on Aug 5, 2007 in Romance, Comedy, Drama | 6 Comments
Just a week or so ago, I reviewed the movie I Could Never be Your Woman. At the end of the review I mentioned I didn’t think any good romantic comedies were on the horizon. Well, guess what. I was wrong. One has indeed popped up and slapped me in the […]
By General Disdain on Jul 31, 2007 in Romance, Comedy | 2 Comments
Feeling old? Need a feel good about yourself, quirky kind of movie to raise your spirits? Never fear, Hollywood claims they have something for you (don’t they always?). It comes in the form of the upcoming film: I Could Never Be Your Woman. Will it help you to put the bottle […]
By General Disdain on Jul 19, 2007 in Romance, Comedy | 5 Comments
For all intents and purposes, License to Wed should have been just one of many romantic comedies released to little fanfare this summer. Nothing spectacular about it. But someone (the director, Ken Kwapis) got the bright idea to cast Robin Williams in a lead role. “Why?“, I plead, “What have I done […]
By General Disdain on Jul 17, 2007 in Romance, Comedy, Drama | 1 Comment
C’mon guys, you know it’s happened to you. You cried over the break-up with your first girlfriend. I’m guessing it happened to me as well, I just don’t remember it. My wife says I’m devoid of feelings — an emotional black hole, if you will — so there is a very good […]
By General Disdain on Jun 11, 2007 in Romance, Comedy | 6 Comments
Yeah, I know. I’m late to the game — everyone one calling themselves a critic has seen and reported on Knocked Up already. Each and everyone one of them has seemingly given it rave reviews too. They also all gave shiny, glowing reviews to Hostel: Part II and we all know how […]
By General Disdain on Apr 3, 2007 in Romance, Comedy, Drama | 0 Comments
Chris Rock — just what the doctor ordered. Great crossover appeal (I’m a white guy and he doesn’t appear threatening) and funny as fuck. This guy has to be one of the funniest guys in America and he seemly vanished into thin air. Until now that is. In his second directing […]
By General Disdain on Mar 23, 2007 in Romance, Drama | 1 Comment
Oh boy. A black man holding a chain that is wrapped tightly around a petite, white girl. That’s all I knew about Black Snake Moan going into the theater. Nothing about a plot, nothing about content — just a picture of Samuel L. Jackson with an enslaved Christina Ricci. Exploitation at […]
By General Disdain on Feb 18, 2007 in Romance, Comedy | 2 Comments
I’m a sissy, I’ll admit it. I have a girlie spot located in my abdomen somewhere for cheesy, lovey-dovey chick flicks. Especially the feel good ones starring Mr. Blowjob himself - Hugh Grant. It started with Four Weddings and a Funeral so many years ago and although it seems no one cares […]
By General Disdain on Feb 12, 2007 in Romance, Comedy | 2 Comments
Well, I guess it’s time to see what the Hollywood hype machine has been pushing down my throat for months now. Norbit is a movie that lays out the life of a puny, pussy-whipped guy and his fat-as-fuck, overbearing wife. It is the latest Eddie Murphy comedy, in which, you guessed it - […]
By General Disdain on Feb 7, 2007 in Romance, Comedy, Drama | 1 Comment
It’s time for a feel-good, self-discovery movie. This time, however, our Hollywood friends have decided that the female lead usually given to Sandra Bullock, Renée Zellweger or Meg Ryan will go to Jennifer Garner. I guess they figured they needed a fresh face to attach to this comedy/romance; just like adding an air […]
By General Disdain on Nov 2, 2006 in Romance, Comedy | 1 Comment
From the demented mind of Sacha Baron Cohen comes some remarkable characters like Ali G. (a wannabe gangsta), Brüno (a flamboyant faggot) and, of course Borat - a sexist, anti-semite from Kazakhstan. The genius of these characters is the ability to allow Cohen to poke fun at, while “seriously” interviewing, people of all responsibilities […]
By General Disdain on Jul 31, 2006 in Romance, Fantasy, Comedy | 2 Comments
Let’s see - Sunday night, family is asleep and there isn’t anything on the boob tube worth my time. What to do? You guessed it; waste 95 minutes of my time on a spoofy, silly comedy. I figured after a dump truck load of shit has fallen on my head this past […]
By Nashtradomus on Jul 13, 2006 in Romance, Fantasy, Action/Adventure | 6 Comments
I want to know what these guys were smoking when they were writing the script for Superman Returns. So what was great about Superman Returns was the possibilities it could have taken with the script. After the beginning credits (which were a great homage to the 70s/80s version of Superman), the whole film went downhill […]
By General Disdain on Jul 12, 2006 in Romance, Fantasy, Comedy, Drama | 1 Comment
It’s been awhile since we’ve reviewed a movie starring Adam Sandler. Been even longer since we’ve actually looked forward to a movie starring Adam Sandler. But believe it or not, I was actually interested in watching Click. Perhaps I was hoping for comedy genius to strike again for him (see Waterboy or […]
By General Disdain on Jun 8, 2006 in Romance, Comedy | 0 Comments
Again, I find myself drawn to one of those lovey-dovey movies that Hollywood simply adores. And more often then not, I find myself scratching my ass wondering what in the hell I was thinking. Guess what - this is another one of those times; but not for the reasons you might think.
The Break-Up […]
By General Disdain on Apr 1, 2006 in Romance, Comedy | 1 Comment
Everyone, including myself, likes a good romantic comedy every now and then. After watching a few of the trailers for Failure To Launch, I figured it was that time.
Failure To Launch is basically like all the romantic comedies before it. Good looking man (this time played by Matthew McConaughey) has a phobia or […]
By General Disdain on Jun 26, 2005 in Romance, Comedy, Action/Adventure | 12 Comments
Hmmm. . .Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt in the same movie. Arguably, the two best looking actors in the world. Initial thoughts? Mr. & Mrs. Smith has to suck. When the media focuses on the couple after filming the movie goes downhill. . .remember that shitfest Gigli? So needless to […]
By General Disdain on Mar 13, 2005 in Romance, Comedy | 1 Comment
Every once in a while a movie comes along starring Will Smith that has the look of being good. Every once in a while that movie will actually be good. I am please to say that Hitch falls into the latter category.
As you can tell I’m not a big fan of Will Smith. He thinks […]