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You might recall Mike and Sulley from a nondescript movie some years ago, “Monsters, Inc.” Mike was a round green guy with one eye, Sulley was the big hairy blue guy and they were best of friends. They weren’t always the best of friends, though. In Disney/Pixar’s Monsters University, they’re actually rivals. Both of them…
You just can’t keep old people down anymore. Returning to their actiony, murderous ways from “Red,” is Bruce Willis, Helen Mirren and John Malkovich in Summit Entertainment’s Red 2. This time the retired assassins — with Willis’ lady in tow (Mary-Louise Parker) — take their skills across the pond to such locales as London, Paris…
Spring break has been known to get out of control. For four bored bikini-clad college girls — Vanessa Hudgens, Selena Gomez, Ashley Benson and Rachel Korine — the craziness comes in the form of robbing convenience stores to keep the party going. That is until a corn-rowed drug dealer (a hyped up James Franco) gets…
The latest trailer for Evil Dead has come online and it, unlike the first trailer, is deserving of its red-band branding. It is for lack of better words: Depraved, bloody and creepy as hell. As well as it should be, since it’s focus is on some hapless young adults who are stuck in a remote…
There is at least one thing worse than an unnecessary remake and that’s the unnecessary sequel. Case in point Dimension Films’ Scary Movie 5. The franchise has been unfunny for years but it carried on thanks to name recognition and Anna Faris. Well finally Anna has jumped off the trash heap and her reason is…
So as to not let all the footage of their upcoming apocalyptic comedy This is the End go to waste, the boys starring in it (and Sony Pictures) have dropped a red-band trailer for it before the expected end of the world. From it we can deduce, the apocalypse affects young Hollywood as much as…
Someone poke my smurfing eyes out. Please. That’s really all I have to say after watching the, putting it nicely, lackluster full trailer for Sony Pictures Animation’s The Smurfs 2. In it Gargamel, now a famous magician in Paris, conjures up two “Naughties” to corrupt the wholesome Smurfette in an effort to get back home….
