Movie Review: All the Boys Love Mandy Lane (2006)

Jonathon Levine’s All the Boys Love Mandy Lane, starring Amber Heard (Alpha Dog, Pineapple Express) was released over a year ago in the UK, but horror fans in the U.S. are still waiting. So will it be worth the wait?

Mandy Lane (Heard), is every teenage boy’s fantasy. She’s blonde, she’s beautiful, she’s innocent, and she’s unattainable. So when Mandy and her best friend Emmet (Michael Welch, better known for his part as Bella’s faithful friend Mike Newton in Twilight) are invited to a pool party (well actually, Mandy is invited and insists that Emmet tags along), all the boys are hoping to score. School jock, Dylan, desperate to get into Mandy’s pants, is egged on by Emmet to impress Mandy by jumping off the roof into the pool. Predictably it ends in tragedy, and that’s the last we see of Dylan.

Nine months later. Mandy is still the object of every boy’s desire and all they can talk about is getting ‘first dibs’. Here, the movie is slow to heat up, spending some time setting up the characters. Nice guy Bird (Edwin Hodge), Party Animal Red (Aaron Himelstein), wannabe playboy Jake (Luke Grimes), the obligatory slut Marlin (Melissa Price) and bitchy Chloe (Whitney Able) create the archetypal group of horror movie teenagers. The only character missing here is the comedy sidekick. Most good horror movies have an element of fun, and it is here that All the Boys Love Mandy Lane is lacking, and because of this, it appears at times, as if it is taking itself a little too seriously.

The group celebrate the end of junior year, by heading off for a few days of madness and mayhem at Red’s ranch. Surprisingly, innocent, virginal beauty, Mandy is happy to head off into the middle of nowhere with her rebellious group of friends. It quickly becomes apparent that she not only has to fight off all three boys, who are all trying to charm her into bed (some with more finesse than others), but there is also a killer on the loose.

The killings here are not particularly inventive, though there are one or two cringe-worthy deaths. It’s a shame that whilst introducing the characters early on, the writer didn’t create at least some good qualities as it would have made me care more about them dying. At no point did I feel the terror that these teenagers were experiencing, and this was because the victims were taken so quickly that there was not enough time to build the suspense. Older movies in this genre, notably the Friday the 13th series build the tension by having the maniac chasing his victims, whilst they bumble around stumbling over the bodies of his previous kills. As this film lends heavily from its predecessors, it’s a shame it didn’t borrow more of this tension.

Handsome, mysterious, ranch hand, Garth (Anson Mount) is the first to fall under suspicion … because he has a gun. Of course, we all know it isn’t going to be that obvious, but the real killer is revealed surprisingly early on in the film. That doesn’t mean we won’t get a surprise twist at the end though.

There’s nothing particularly new or extraordinary about All the Boys Love Mandy Lane — it’s another slasher movie, with a group of teenagers heading off into the middle of nowhere. Drink, drugs, and sex follow, and as any horror fan knows when you mix those ingredients together, things can only end badly. This film does, however, spend some time focusing on the hang-ups of today’s teenagers, they have issues with pecker size, body fat, and even pube length, I kid you not! It’s reasonably well acted, and once it got going, it did keep me watching.

Well directed, this film has a grainy bleached-out look to some of the scenes, this gives an up-to-date feel and helps to give the illusion that we have not seen this all before.

Compared to others in this genre, All the Boys Love Mandy Lane does not deserve to be ranked as highly as the classics, but it has certainly earned a place in any horror connoisseurs DVD collection, if only for that twist …

Critical Movie Critic Rating:
3 Star Rating: Average


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'Movie Review: All the Boys Love Mandy Lane (2006)' have 4 comments

  1. The Critical Movie Critics

    July 14, 2009 @ 5:44 am Mace

    I dig slasher flicks. Thanks for putting on my radar.

  2. The Critical Movie Critics

    July 17, 2009 @ 2:01 am Lanie

    The movie is so predictable. Short of a classic horror nothing much exciting. The good thing about this movie is that the actress performed well in this movie.

  3. The Critical Movie Critics

    December 3, 2009 @ 3:43 am Jatin

    A very interesting and exciting movie. Thing is that the above factors can get people watching. There are quality films, with real good stories that were not really bought out.

  4. The Critical Movie Critics

    August 23, 2013 @ 8:05 pm 88Chevy

    I just saw a trailer for this. How did you see it in 4 years ago?

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