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Feature: Top 10 Hottest Movie Strippers

In honor of Ms. Jessica Biel adding herself to the list of actresses who’ve played a stripper on the big screen, I developed my personal top 10 list of the best and sexiest strippers in a movie.

Criteria: Must be a known actress in a stripper role.

There may be a few NSFW clips down below. You’ve been warned.

10
Lindsay LohanI Know Who Killed Me

During her descent into the oblivion. She needs to do this more often.

9
Jessica AlbaSin City

She needs to learn a lot more moves and act like she likes it but she is still fine on the eyes.

8
Daryl HannahDancing at the Blue Iguana

Coulda picked Jennifer Tilly too but Daryl has that something extra. This clip doesn’t show enough of it though…

7
Elizabeth BerkleyShowgirls

Las Vegas, the number one destination for hot girls who want to forget they were in Saved by the Bell.

6
Rose McGowanPlanet Terror

Not much hotter than a stripper who can kick zombie ass.

5
Jessica BielPowder Blue

It’s been a long, long time coming. There’s another clip with hot wax you’ll need to see too.

4
Pamela AndersonBarb Wire

A chick getting sprayed with water is hot. Pamela Anderson in leather getting sprayed with water is even hotter.

3
Marisa TomeiThe Wrestler

Like a fine wine: The older Marisa gets, the better she gets.

2
Salma HayekDogma

First inclination was to select From Dusk Till Dawn. But bouncy, perky and pigtails wins out.

1
Demi MooreStriptease

C’mon. It doesn’t get any better than this!

Sheri Moon Zombie in Halloween and Natalie Portman in Closer almost made the list. Got one I’ve missed? Don’t be shy — speak your mind.




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  1. Karl posted a response on: May 13, 2009 | Reply

    Can’t argue much with your choices except perhaps Jessica Alba should rank better than a nine.

  2. Dollar Bill posted a response on: May 13, 2009 | Reply

    I love strippers!

    Snap them g-strings! :P

  3. Wayne posted a response on: May 14, 2009 | Reply

    Are you kidding? How isn’t Pamela Anderson numero uno? In her prime nothing could touch her.

  4. sasori posted a response on: May 14, 2009 | Reply

    Karl -

    Jessica Alba needs to work on her stripper skills.

    Dollar Bill -

    Every man should love them, provided they can afford to be there.

    Wayne -

    She’s not numero uno because Demi Moore is numero uno!

  5. Harrynomic posted a response on: May 18, 2009 | Reply

    Wow I’m amazed Lindsay Lohan did that video and even more amazed it got onto youtube. Wasn’t that a naked breast I saw?

  6. Timm posted a response on: May 27, 2009 | Reply

    I love the stripper skill of Demi Moore. She got the moves.

  7. bec posted a response on: May 29, 2009 | Reply

    Jenna Jameson in Zombie Strippers should be on the list, bump Alba off. Wasn’t Scarlett Johansson rumored to strip, or is that the role Jessica got?

  8. mikael christiansen posted a response on: June 14, 2009 | Reply

    naughty stripping videos of Jessica Biel i love it, Demi Moore very nice strip show ,I think these 2 stripper is the best of them all
    I love them both

  9. Siphon posted a response on: December 15, 2009 | Reply

    How could you miss Roselyn Sanchez in Yellow?

  10. Woodburning Stove posted a response on: January 24, 2010 | Reply

    Damn isn’t this exciting.Lol as for jenna jameson i’m sure stripping doesnt really count eh? probably why she isnt in this list, I actually think this list is correct, all the best ones are definitely here!

  11. vicky posted a response on: March 23, 2010 | Reply

    These videos are really awesome. I have liked the video of Lindsay Lohan. because she is very hot. All other videos are also great. Thanks….

  12. Janel posted a response on: December 7, 2011 | Reply

    Kristen stewart in Welcome to the Rileys hot booty!

  13. Roland posted a response on: December 9, 2011 | Reply

    I tink Roslyn Sanchez in yellow deserves to be on the list for sure. Worth looking into. Also Shannon Elizabeth in dish dogs was ok. And even though its not really a strip dance Salma Hayek in From Dusk Til Dawn was awesome.

  14. Shannon posted a response on: December 29, 2011 | Reply

    wow… no black strippers? what about lisa raye in players club? she would have for sure made my top 5!

  15. Diana posted a response on: February 17, 2012 | Reply

    Demi is bloody amazing. Im a chick and I’ve watched Striptease sooo many times, one of my favorites <3

  16. maria posted a response on: March 31, 2012 | Reply

    very hot and sexy scenes, can anyone give me some links regarding hot movies and plz give me procedure to download them

    thanx,
    regards,
    maria

 

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