By sasori on Sep 13, 2008 in Feature | 4 Comments
Sometimes a cameo appearance can put a movie over the top. Using this definition of cameo “a minor part played by a prominent performer in a single scene of a motion picture”, I’ve developed a list of the most memorable ones that I’ve seen in a comedy.
My Criteria: Actor can’t play themselves in the […]
By sasori on Jun 23, 2008 in Feature | 6 Comments
It’s been done before, but not by me.
Criteria: No solo acts; no documentaries; movie doesn’t have to be about the band in question.
By sasori on Apr 14, 2008 in Feature | 4 Comments
Several months ago, I compiled a list of the Top 10 College Comedies. Seeing as the initial brainstorm had a bunch of high school flicks in it, it was only natural to compile this list.
Criteria: High schoolers; doesn’t necessarily have to take place on campus.
By sasori on Jan 29, 2008 in Feature | 20 Comments
While mindlessly watching television, a Revlon commercial caught my eye. It was basically nothing more than sexy, red pouting lips flashing across the screen. That got me to thinking about full-lipped actresses and from that, this list was born.
Criteria: Actress in film; have lips that I obviously find luscious; under 40-years of […]
By sasori on Dec 12, 2007 in Feature | 8 Comments
Apparently, the good General watched American Pie Presents: Beta House the other day and while he enjoyed the T & A show, he wasn’t so happy about the obvious similarities with some of the other great college comedies of the past. So after he asked nicely, I’ve put my skills to use to add […]
By sasori on Nov 9, 2007 in Feature | 10 Comments
Last year at the final NASCAR event at Homestead I stayed in Miami Beach, one of the trendiest gay areas in America. Realizing a few of my friends are en route to Miami Beach next week for the final NASCAR race of the season, I got to wondering how many of them will end […]
By sasori on Nov 1, 2007 in Feature | 11 Comments
There is no other reason for this list other than the fact that while buzzing my own hair off I wondered how many actresses had done the same thing. Turns out not so many.
Criteria: Must have shaved or buzz cut their hair for a movie role — no bald caps.
By sasori on Sep 6, 2007 in Feature | 9 Comments
While watching Fair Game, I noticed how poor of an actress Cindy Crawford was. She looked fantastic, but couldn’t act her way out of a wet paper bag. This set my analytical mind into motion and I immediately set upon creating a list of beautiful models who became successful actresses. Undoubtedly, this […]
By sasori on Aug 18, 2007 in Feature | 30 Comments
While channel surfing, I happened across this ridiculous show: Kathy Griffin: My Life on the D-List starring Kathy Griffin (obviously). Aside from being unfunny, the only thing that struck me was her red hair.
Gears started turning in my head and I started to think about redheaded actresses in general. Who are they? […]
By sasori on Aug 3, 2007 in Feature | 23 Comments
Watching those ridiculous YouTube Democratic presidential debates the other day made me ask myself: what movies had better presidents than the current crop running for office? As usual I set right to work to figure it out.
Criteria: Must be a president, elected or otherwise (obviously); has to have more than just a quick […]
By sasori on Jul 23, 2007 in Feature | 28 Comments
While at a party over the weekend I was hanging around a few folks who were happily puffing away and talking incoherently. I got to asking myself, what are the best stoner movies? These guys offered up a few films rather quickly and by the end of the party the list was completed. […]
By sasori on Jul 10, 2007 in Feature | 20 Comments
While watching a television show titled Little People, Big World I got to wondering how many midgets are working in Hollywood. How many of their roles were actually any good? What I thought would be any easy list to churn out was a lot harder to compile than it should have been.
Criteria: […]
By sasori on Jun 24, 2007 in Feature | 7 Comments
While watching a Rodney Dangerfield movie (Easy Money, if you must know), I came to wonder how many actresses are running around Hollywood with screwy eyes? How many would I sleep with? So of course I set upon figuring it out and I’ve ranked them on their “do-ability”.
Criteria: She has to be […]
By sasori on Jun 4, 2007 in Feature | 4 Comments
Time for another Top Ten list. I thought of this one while watching some random news anchor talk about Paris Hilton and Rosie O’Donnell. Here is the criteria for Movies With Mentally Defective Characters:
It must have had a full theatrical release — no made for television movies; be/have major character(s) that are mentally […]
By sasori on May 29, 2007 in Feature | 6 Comments
While sitting on the couch eating a microwavable burrito I was suddenly inspired to reach back into the recesses of my mind and compile a list of movies starring fat people. No other reason except I needed to fill in the two minutes of downtime I had while waiting for the other burrito to warm […]