A character in the fifth installment of the “Scary Movie” franchise utters the line, “Wow, there are so many pans.” He doesn’t know the half of it, since almost every critic worth his or her salt has seemingly panned this film with wild abandon. Plotless, pointless and with little redeeming value, Scary Movie 5 will…
There is at least one thing worse than an unnecessary remake and that’s the unnecessary sequel. Case in point Dimension Films’ Scary Movie 5. The franchise has been unfunny for years but it carried on thanks to name recognition and Anna Faris. Well finally Anna has jumped off the trash heap and her reason is…
Vampires. I don’t think there is a cooler, monstrous entity imagined. They’re immortal. They’re tough as nails. They drink blood. Can they be any more awesome? It sure can — Lucy Liu can be cast as a bloodsucker. Now they’re smokin’ hot. Rise: Blood Hunter puts them all together; what’s not to love? Well, let’s…
