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Feature: Top 10 Sexiest Bodysuits in a Movie

The form fitting bodysuit/catsuit, made from leather, PVC, spandex — who cares. On the right figure, they all look simply spectacular.

Criteria: Has to be a full bodysuit (i.e., cover arms and legs); classic black in color.

10
Charlize Theron



Actress: Charlize Theron

Film(s): Aeon Flux

I would have certainly preferred the cartoon version of the suit, but this will have to do.

9
Halle Berry



Actress: Halle Berry

Film(s): X-Men, X2, X-Men: The Last Stand

She didn’t make it in the list with her Catwoman look but her role as Storm makes up for it. She can do without the cape though.

8
Emmanuelle Vaugier



Actress: Emmanuelle Vaugier

Film(s): Blonde and Blonder

Lame movie with hot chicks. Ms. Vaugier is the one in the tight leather outfit giving lap dances.

7
Elizabeth Hurley



Actress: Elizabeth Hurley

Film(s): Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery

She’s got that damned sexy British accent to go along with that killer bod. How did Hugh Grant fuck this up again?

6
Carrie-Ann Moss



Actress: Carrie-Ann Moss

Film(s):The Matrix, The Matrix Reloaded, The Matrix Revolutions

She made her career off of that shiny vinyl hugging her body. The androgynous look of it all hurts against others on the list but there is no arguing she carries it well.

5
Michelle Pfeiffer



Actress: Michelle Pfeiffer

Film(s): Batman Returns

Puuurrrrrfect.

4
Uma Thurman



Actress: Uma Thurman

Film(s): The Avengers

All legs baby!

3
Kate Beckinsale



Actress: Kate Beckinsale

Film(s): Underworld, Underworld: Evolution

Relatively good vampire/werewolf flick, but let’s be realistic — we watch it because Kate looks stunning in that outfit.

2
Girls of C.L.I.T.



Actress: Eliza Dushku/Ali Larter/Shannon Elizabeth/Jennifer Smith

Film(s): Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

The thieving little ladies of C.L.I.T. Do I need to explain?

1
Sienna Miller



Actress: Sienna Miller

Film(s): G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra

The only good take away from this horrible movie is Sienna Miller in tights wearing those sexy librarian glasses.




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  1. Dex posted a response on: September 28, 2009 | Reply

    Good list. Only one that comes to mind that you’ve missed is Pam Anderson in Barb Wire – I’m almost positive she wore a painted on outfit..

  2. Tyler posted a response on: September 29, 2009 | Reply

    Barbarella. Jane Fonda in her prime!

  3. Stu Homes posted a response on: September 29, 2009 | Reply

    My vote goes for Kate Beckinsale – and to think she’d just had a baby before slipping that cat suit on!

  4. Anne Fox posted a response on: October 2, 2009 | Reply

    They are all beautiful with their body suit outfits. However, #6 shot isn’t that appealing compared to the others. I don’t know, I just don’t like it.

  5. General Disdain posted a response on: October 4, 2009 | Reply

    Me likey #4!

  6. Portable Tap Dance Floor posted a response on: October 5, 2009 | Reply

    Great list! I actually like Halle Berry and Uma Thurman.

  7. TheAbsoluteJay posted a response on: October 5, 2009 | Reply

    No Bruce Lee from Game of Death? For shame.

  8. Taffin posted a response on: October 5, 2009 | Reply

    No Bruce Lee from Game of Death? For shame.

    For that matter where is Eddie Murphy Raw or Delirious?

  9. Marcus posted a response on: November 29, 2009 | Reply

    Denise Richards wears a sweet leather bodysuit in Undercover Brother.

  10. QuickSet posted a response on: July 4, 2010 | Reply

    Jessica Alba wears some tight stuff in those Fantastic Four flicks..

  11. Lizzard posted a response on: August 20, 2010 | Reply

    Milla Jovavich wears a bodysuit in nearly every movie she is in – surely one of them was black..

  12. zoop posted a response on: December 6, 2010 | Reply

    Some great black catsuits in Irma Vep – http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0116650/

    Highly recommend that film if you like Underworld.

  13. Halon Mage posted a response on: December 23, 2010 | Reply

    i think you have to find a place for Olivia Wilde. she wears the black neoprene suit well in Tron Legacy..

  14. Emerald Club posted a response on: June 29, 2011 | Reply

    Maggie Q in Priest.

  15. Eagleye posted a response on: July 11, 2011 | Reply

    Is it safe to assume that when Anne Hathaway dons the Catwoman bodysuit in the The Dark Knight Rises, she’ll replace Michelle Pfeiffer?

  16. brenn posted a response on: October 5, 2011 | Reply

    Zoe Saldana in Columbiana should be the new numero uno.

 

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