Feature: Top 10 Funniest Poop Scenes in a Movie

Fart scenes are funny. They’re even funnier when a good case of the Hershey Squirts are added in for good measure. So, while spending the better part of the day atop the porcelain throne, I starting listing the funnier movie moments that captured the hilarity of moving one’s bowels (my top 10 fart list will be forthcoming.)

Criteria: There’s got to be shitting and it’s got to be funny.

10	“White Chicks” The first of the Wayans brothers entries. The setup: A black guy posing as white girl eats some dairy when dairy products are a no-no. You know what happens next. What makes the scene funny is how in stride his/her socialite friends take the stall disturbance.
9	“Friday” Nothing is worse than trying to have a conversation with someone taking a crap. Ice Cube has to suck it up and take a verbal lashing while his father does his business. At least his dad is thoughtful enough to have a can of air deodorizer on hand.
8	“American Pie” Nothing is worse than having a phobia of public bathrooms and finding yourself having to use one. Finch, of course, finds himself in this exact situation. Adding to his misery is he’s in the girl’s bathroom with a terrible case of the runs.
7	“Not Another Teen Movie” Three dorks spy on a pretty girl sitting on the commode. But when she starts letting a few rip, all hell breaks out. The ending is especially good; take a look at how much spills out of the bowl — this girl really had to go!
6	“Harold & Kumar go to White Castle” This scene proves you can make a game out of most any situation. Two cute girls decide to play a game called “Battle Shits” as they pass the time on crapper — much to the horror of Harold and Kumar.
5	“Date Movie” Training an animal to use the crapper is a commendable feat. This cat, however, takes it to whole new level.
4	“Scary Movie 2” Another Wayans brothers entry. The fact that James Woods is the one involved makes it all the funnier. He completely sells it like a serious scene.
3	“Van Wilder” This is the case of a total asshole, literally getting what is due to him. After getting a healthy laxative dosing, Daniel Cosgrove, finds the only available place to defecate is in a trash can — in front of some very rich and powerful people.
2	“Scary Movie 4” Another Wayans brothers entry (albeit to a much lesser extent). It’s hard to not laugh when one of the hottest women around, Carmen Electra, lets loose. Unbeknownst to her, she’s doing her deed in front of a packed house and looking great doing it!
1	“Dumb and Dumber” The best all around messy crap scene. Jeff Daniels explodes in the bathroom after his pal, Jim Carrey, spikes his drink with a laxative. Great sounds, and even greater facial expressions!

Got one I’ve missed? Then you’re even more twisted than I am.