Aeon Flux (2005) by The Critical Movie Critics

Movie Review: Aeon Flux (2005)


Some of you may or no may not remember, many moons ago MTV had a show called “Liquid Television” which was a show that gave air-time to independent animators. “Aeon Flux” was one of the more notable entries (as was “Beavis and Butthead”).

So I decided to give the big screen adaption a shot, as from what I can remember, “Aeon Flux” was a strange, quirky, sci-fi adventure and Charlize Theron is always a pleasure to look at. Which leads us to my review . . .

Aeon Flux is a complete and utter waste of time. I had absolutely no fucking idea what was going on (and later I didn’t want to know). The plot sucked. The action sequences sucked more. Charlize Theron in spandex, dare I say, sucked even more. There was simply nothing, and I mean nothing good about this movie. Nada.

My wife and I both looked at each other at the end of the movie and laughed. We couldn’t believe we actually sat through this 90 minute movie without gouging our eyes out. It’s simple, avoid Aeon Flux at all costs. In the similar vein of “Judge Dredd” (where the movie simply destroyed the franchise), do yourself a favor and get your hands on the original concept material. You’ll be so much happier that you did.

Critical Movie Critic Rating:
1 Star Rating: Stay Away

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The Critical Movie Critics

I'm an old, miserable fart set in his ways. Some of the things that bring a smile to my face are (in no particular order): Teenage back acne, the rain on my face, long walks on the beach and redneck women named Francis. Oh yeah, I like to watch and criticize movies.


'Movie Review: Aeon Flux (2005)' have 2 comments

  1. The Critical Movie Critics

    December 13, 2005 @ 12:20 pm Cannabis Corpus

    I think this will be a historic moment, I concur with Mr Vanilla.
    This is a pure unadulterated crap dished out on big screen.
    I rate this F

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  2. The Critical Movie Critics

    December 14, 2005 @ 10:34 pm Mr. Vanilla

    You see – it is true, every once in a blue moon, Cannabis Corpus comes to his senses!

    Reply


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