Movie Review: The Art of War II: Betrayal (2008)

Considering the terrible tax situation Wesley Snipes got himself in, it really shouldn’t be a surprise that he’s resorted to doing movies, that for the most part, would have been considered unworthy of his “action-star prowess” during his heyday (which I say was around the time of Blade). But a man’s got to his pay his bills: washed up actors do D-list movies; women turn tricks – both are forms of prostitution. Thankfully (I think) for us, Wesley sits in the former category so he can reprise his role of Neil Shaw from The Art of War, in The Art of War II: Betrayal.

Now when it comes to a film like this, I find it awfully difficult to remain objective. I knew going in The Art of War II: Betrayal was going to be bad. After all, 99.4% of all straight-to-DVD movies are. The only unknown was how bad was it going to be? Pretty fucking bad, that’s how bad. So the remainder of this review will be reasons on why you shouldn’t buy or rent this.

The story is as transparent as a piece of glass and about as entertaining as talking about a colonoscopy with your grandparents. It seems someone is trying to blackmail or kill senators with oversight on defense spending, so Shaw (Snipes) is asked to come out of retirement to investigate at the behest of his friend Garret (Lochlyn Munro), who is running for a seat. Interwoven into the “been there done that” scenario is the curious death of his mentor Mom (he was a crossdresser, don’t ask why) and the surprise that Mom had a long lost and sexy daughter Heather (Athena Karkanis), who has come out of the woodwork. Shaw, of course, has to kick ass to fit the puzzle pieces together before time runs out.

Based on what you’ve just read, you should be able to fit all the jigsaw pieces together yourself. It took me no more than five minutes to figure out the ending once I knew who all the players were. And I’m not going to bother diving into the vast plot holes needed to get us there either, just know there are a lot of them. But that’s not the worst of it. Director Josef Rusnak could have at least thrown in some kick-ass fight scenes to help me forget that the rest of the movie was a mess. He doesn’t – there are some fights (every Snipes film has them) but they’re slow and jaw-droppingly poorly choreographed. That’s right, I saw fake punches miss their target while the target pretended to be hit. There is no excuse for that, no matter how cheap of budget a film is made on.

With that out of the way, I’ll move onto the acting, or should I say, the lack of the acting. Everyone comes across like a mannequin – rigid and emotionless. Every word uttered is unnatural and forced; even the obligatory quips by Snipes are flatter than a crepe. This surprised me since I know Wesley is a better actor than that (not much better, but better none-the-less). Literally the only guy who at least tried was Lochlyn Munro and my guess is it’s because he’s just so happy to be still working. I’ll also just quickly mention that the hot chick could have been hotter and the “connection moments” between her and Snipes may have been the worst tender movie moments I’ve ever seen.

Need more reasons to not see The Art of War II: Betrayal? Okay, the attempts at CGI are no better than what I can do with 20 minutes of practice with Adobe Premiere on my Windows 95 laptop. More? How about it is nearly two hours in length, and nothing this bad should take up that amount of time. More? If you still need more, then you’re impossible to reach and I recommend therapy.

Critical Movie Critic Rating:
1 Star Rating: Stay Away


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I'm an old, miserable fart set in his ways. Some of the things that bring a smile to my face are (in no particular order): Teenage back acne, the rain on my face, long walks on the beach and redneck women named Francis. Oh yeah, I like to watch and criticize movies.

'Movie Review: The Art of War II: Betrayal (2008)' have 8 comments

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    July 13, 2008 @ 12:30 pm rebnor

    Did Wesley Snipes ever really have a “heyday”? I always saw him as a black Jean-Claude Van Damme…

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    July 31, 2008 @ 11:18 pm coopsta

    you mustve really hated dark knight cause that was really crap with more plot holes than a sinking boat. this movie however , although not on par with the original was a decent flick with great fight scenes and a beleivable action hero unlike bourne ultimatum. the plot made sense and was more believable than most movies geeks love.Wesley is the man and more accomplished than any geek loved actor including christian bale and heath ledger.

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    August 11, 2008 @ 6:18 pm streen41

    coopsta you must be an idiot if you think that the dark knight was crap and you thought this movie was good. I like welsey snipes but he isn’t close to the caliber of actor heath ledger was. This just proves once again that the world is full of stupid people who shouldn’t breed.

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    August 12, 2008 @ 2:30 pm video vault

    But did you like it? he he Well, I guess it wasn’t my favorite movie, but the good thing was I, too, knew it would be bad, so I wasn’t disappointed when I saw it. That makes me happy (as do kittens and ice cream). I didn’t finish the movie, which is so often the case with movies of this calibur. The problem is, of the newly released DVD contenders for the week, THERE WAS NOTHING ELSE TO WATCH. Smart people? PlZ. American mall? I’m over 15. Belly 2? You thought this sequel was bad…I actually thought the fighting scenes were pretty cool. As long as someone is getting hit and things are blowing up I’m easily distracted and pleased. And honestly I didn’t think Snipes’ acting was horrible. Yes, the “tender moments” between him and the daughter were ridiculous and the plot was contrived (I could have written a better screenplay), but I really liked the gas station part when he stole their cell phone and karate time ensued. And so I was OK with wasting an hour of my time. Perhaps I’m not as disgrunted with it as you were because I didn’t waste a whole two hours. And yet somehow I don’t feel I missed anything.

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    August 12, 2008 @ 7:20 pm Ned Online

    Desperate times require desperate measures! I’ll bet Wesley is wishing they didn’t ruin the Blade series about now..

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    August 26, 2008 @ 6:26 am deejay

    Apt review … I rest my case … !

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    January 16, 2009 @ 9:02 am Danger mouse

    I wanted to look on the net for this movie as it was soooo freakin bad I needed verification! Glad to know I wasn’t going mad and that others thought of it as I did. God it was soooo s*@T!!

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    March 2, 2009 @ 4:08 am Jason

    The trailers lied to me. I blame the baritone voice of the trailer producer, I think the name is Lily.

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