Movie Review: Semi-Pro (2008)

I feel I’ve seen this movie several times already. Come to think of it, my reviews of Blades of Glory and Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby literally capture the same highs and lows as I saw in Semi-Pro. The only differences are a slight adjustment to the cast of supporting actors and the sport being lampooned.

Oh yeah, another sad difference was that I managed a good laugh now and again in those other Will Ferrell films. The most I am willing to confess to for Semi-Pro is a crooked smile. It’s hard to imagine but the Super Bowl ads for this movie are funnier than the movie itself. Actually they’re much funnier. Even harder to grasp is why Will Ferrell continues to waste his comedic talents on reenacting the same buffoonish character. Surely money isn’t an issue . . .

This time he goes out on a limb (said with sarcasm) and becomes Jackie Moon, the afro-sporting basketball player/coach/owner of the ailing American Basketball Association Flint Tropics. The team is atrocious. Only one player, Clarence ‘Coffee’ Black (AndrĂ© Benjamin), has any talent — the rest are just a cast of miscreants without any conceivable abilities — so it’s no wonder they wallow at the very bottom of the league standings. Moon is more than happy with the situation though, as he is self-consumed and admittedly promotes himself as a star at the expense of the team (he doesn’t have the team practice set plays, they practice half-time choreography). All that changes in the blink of an eye though, when it is announced that the top four teams of the dying league will be absorbed into the NBA, with the rest going the way of the dinosaurs. And so starts the underdog storyline. Determined to not be left out of the dance, Moon trades for Monix (Woody Harrelson), a has-been with NBA experience, in hopes that he can infuse some semblance of legitimacy to the team. He does, but so what, I clocked out long before to care.

The reason for not caring? This kind of film makes for very lazy writing, directing and acting. Having Ferrell in a movie that is now his bread and butter is both a blessing and a curse (although I now believe it is more of a curse). Writer Scot Armstrong, who has worked with Ferrell before in Old School, really dropped the ball after coming up with what looks like a funny premise. He seemed inclined to write really basic stuff – cheerleader jump on rollerskates and bear wresting at halftime – in hopes that Ferrell would be able to dress the pig up and get laughs from it. Same goes for first time director Kent Alterman. He provides very little direction and appears content to let his lead ape at will for the camera. Woody Harrelson can be applauded for trying to make something of his role, but even he seemed willing to take the back seat and go for a ride (there wasn’t much for him to work with anyways). It’s also the reason New Line Cinema bankrolled the project. Even without a great script or direction, they knew Semi-Pro would be a money maker with Ferrell signed on. Like I said a blessing and curse; all dependant on your point of view.

So what I honestly think could have been a good movie turned out to be very ho-hum. I got the feeling looking at the down-trodden faces of everyone on the Tropics that they weren’t unhappy with the lousy team, it was because they knew Semi-Pro should have been a great deal funnier. And while I don’t think the bottom has completely fallen out on these movie types (it will be the number one at the box office the weekend it is released), I feel comfortable saying that it is damn near ready to.

Critical Movie Critic Rating:
2 Star Rating: Bad


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The Critical Movie Critics

I'm an old, miserable fart set in his ways. Some of the things that bring a smile to my face are (in no particular order): Teenage back acne, the rain on my face, long walks on the beach and redneck women named Francis. Oh yeah, I like to watch and criticize movies.

'Movie Review: Semi-Pro (2008)' have 6 comments

  1. The Critical Movie Critics

    March 3, 2008 @ 11:41 am groucho

    bleh. what a piece of crap this was. i disagree on one point of your review, i believe the bottom has fallen out on these movies. i only wish it had happened sooner.

  2. The Critical Movie Critics

    March 3, 2008 @ 12:24 pm The Reviewer

    I thought that blades of glory was a million times better than this one. It was so horribly boring I almost fell asleep, I don’t know if I laughed once during this whole movie.

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      March 4, 2008 @ 10:39 pm General Disdain

      i disagree on one point of your review, i believe the bottom has fallen out on these movies. i only wish it had happened sooner.

      I’m sure there is another in the works already . . .

      I don’t know if I laughed once during this whole movie.

      I know I didn’t!

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    March 5, 2008 @ 12:40 pm Beach Vacationer

    Thanks for the review. I liked Talladega Nights, wasn’t able to quite site through Blades of Glory, So I would guess that Semi-pro wouldn’t cut it for me.

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    April 6, 2008 @ 8:18 am will ferrell lover

    I think semi-pro is only for people who love will ferrell and basketball,and, being a lover of both,i thought it was a good movie.I think that you really have to pay attention to the will ferrellisms in it,and if your sick of him, well then you will not like the movie.but i thought it had some quiet, funny jokes that if you looked back over, you would actually find quite funny. like ‘when people look back over the anals of time,they’ll talk about 3 things-creation of fire,invention of the submarine and flint tropics winning the mega bowl’. if you did not find this remotely amusing, then you do not like will ferrell’s humour and would not like this movie!however i found it funny,i like will ferrell’s humour and so liked the movie

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    December 18, 2008 @ 6:03 am ben oldroyd

    I strongly disagree with this review about semi pro.
    It is a brilliant film and to be honest i just think you are been negative about it all.
    Sure it maybe similar to some of his others but at the end of they day it is a great and funny film to most people so i really sugest you stop been so negative

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