Jesus Christ. You’d think by now that damn T-virus and the Umbrella Corporation responsible for it would be out of commission. Neither are, and so Screen Gems has added a fifth installment to their video game cross-over cash cow — Resident Evil: Retribution. If you were wondering what happens this time around, stop. It’s basically the same premise as the last movie and the movie before that and the movie before that. Our favorite heroine, Alice, travels the globe (trailer hints at USA, Russia, Japan and China) laying waste to the hordes of undead, while trying to infiltrate the company that created her. I’m a fan of Ms. Jovovich (for all the wrong reasons) but this is getting tiresome already . . .
Resident Evil: Retribution stars Milla Jovovich, Kevin Durand, Michelle Rodriguez, Jason Isaacs, Sienna Guillory, Johann Urb, Boris Kodjoe, Colin Salmon and Shawn Roberts.
Resident Evil: Retribution infects US theaters on September 14, 2012 and UK theaters on September 28, 2012.