Movie Trailer: The Expendables 3 (2014)

So long as there are aging action stars looking to hold onto a piece of their heyday or UFC/WWE wrestlers looking to make a name for themselves, the Expendables franchise will never stop. In The Expendables 3 there are plenty of both to go along with the explosions, bullets, punches, kicks and extremely bad dialogue. The trailer hints at a plot I think, but the inclusion of one is most certainly an afterthought just as it was in the first two installments. The mayhem is the draw, and there is plenty on display — watch in the embedded trailer if you don’t believe me.

The Expendables 3 stars Sylvester Stallone, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Jason Statham, Jet Li, Mel Gibson, Harrison Ford, Wesley Snipes, Dolph Lundgren, Antonio Banderas, Kelsey Grammer and Randy Couture.


The Expendables 3 (2014) by The Critical Movie Critics


Official Synopsis:
Barney (Stallone), Christmas (Statham) and the rest of the team comes face-to-face with Conrad Stonebanks (Gibson), who years ago co-founded The Expendables with Barney. Stonebanks subsequently became a ruthless arms trader and someone who Barney was forced to kill . . . or so he thought. Stonebanks, who eluded death once before, now is making it his mission to end The Expendables — but Barney has other plans. Barney decides that he has to fight old blood with new blood, and brings in a new era of Expendables team members, recruiting individuals who are younger, faster and more tech-savvy. The latest mission becomes a clash of classic old-school style versus high-tech expertise in the Expendables’ most personal battle yet.

The Expendables 3 explodes in US theaters on August 15, 2014 and UK theaters on August 14, 2014.

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'Movie Trailer: The Expendables 3 (2014)' have 10 comments

  1. The Critical Movie Critics

    June 17, 2014 @ 12:46 pm kris

    I may go just to throw eggs at the screen.

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    June 17, 2014 @ 12:51 pm Atom00


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    June 17, 2014 @ 1:19 pm Grubnut

    How do you take a movie like htis seriously? Where is the effort–it looks like it was written in a day and filmed in two.

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      June 17, 2014 @ 6:48 pm The Daily Break

      You don’t. It is all in good, mindless fun. Not every movie has to be an Oscar contender.

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    June 17, 2014 @ 1:34 pm Sam Durok

    Credit to Stallone, by churning this shit out its clear he doesn’t give a damn what the critics say about him.

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      June 17, 2014 @ 3:09 pm darthcheney

      It’s clear he doesn’t care about the audience either.

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    June 17, 2014 @ 2:13 pm Trent

    Like a fine wine these guys get better with age.

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      June 17, 2014 @ 5:04 pm QuietBurn

      They’ve gone to vinegar. This looks worse than awful.

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    June 17, 2014 @ 3:26 pm Magmatic

    hahaha I’m lovin’ it!

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