Mama (2013) by The Critical Movie Critics

Movie Review: Mama (2013)

Mama (2013) by The Critical Movie Critics

Leaving cryptic messages.

If a horror film’s story is strong enough, then there is no need for it to resort to “cheap scream” techniques to manipulate the audience. A loud, closing door during a quiet period will elicit the same scream as will a figure walking by a window with a sudden, shrieking violin. There is no earthly reason for a piercing violin to sound in the real world, however; the director employs this trick to make the audience jump when his story is not quite up to scratch. Remember two great horror films, “Jaws” and “Pan’s Labyrinth.” Steven Spielberg and Guillermo del Toro respectively used zero gimmicks because these two stories shocked their audiences by themselves without having to rely on shady editing techniques.

Mama, on the other hand, has the shell of a strong story but is severely underwritten. Therefore, director Andrés Muschietti uses most of the tricks in the book to over-compensate. Doors slam unnecessarily, lights decide on their own to flicker and blink revealing a hint of a supernatural presence with the requisite violin shriek, and screams accompany people waking up from dream sequences even though nobody actually screams. Mama, if you haven’t clued in, makes liberal use of those aforementioned “cheap screams” instead of story to illicit its frights.

As for the story, the recent recession causes a man to kill some co-workers and his wife. Escaping town with his two daughters, Victoria and Lily, he stumbles upon a forgotten log cabin deep in the woods where he attempts to kill the girls. An otherworldly thing (soon to be known as “Mama”) is having none of that and takes out the would be killer before he can finish his bloody spree. Who/what is “Mama?” She/it floats, contorts her joints, and makes guttural clicking noises while keeping the girls alive for the next five years until they are found living like feral cats and taken away to go live with their Uncle Lucas (Nikolaj Coster-Waldau) and his girlfriend Annabel (Jessica Chastain).

Annabel makes it frequently clear she “did not sign up for this.” She plays bass in a rock band, wears way too much eyeliner, and has too many deliberately-placed tears in her tight jeans. She is saddled with taking care of the wild girls by herself quite soon after they move in because Lucas has an unfortunate run-in with the girls’ unsightly “friend” and spends a good chunk of the film in a coma. The girls, eight-year old Victoria (Megan Charpentier) and six-year old Lily (Isabelle Nelisse) occupy different parts of the wild animal spectrum. Victoria remembers how to speak a little bit and interact with other humans at a basic level, but Lily was a one-year old when she was taken to the cabin. She does not speak, sleeps on the floor under the bed, and prefers to walk on all fours like a dog.

Mama (2013) by The Critical Movie Critics

Scary, right?

In their new home, “Mama” gets jealous. In between scenes where Annabel hears strange sounds and suspicious thuds, the reasons become clear as more and more of “Mama’s” backstory is revealed. This should be the film’s meat and potatoes and what could have made Mama an almost good movie. If Andrés and his co-writers, Neil Cross and Barbara Muschietti, wrote a scene or two more and strengthened this part of the plot, Mama would have been a so much stronger horror film. As it is, he falls back on spooky sounds, dark lighting, and the occasional maiming/death when someone ventures too close to discovering “Mama’s” secret.

Some folks are confusing Mama as a Guillermo del Toro film; he is only the executive producer and neither wrote nor directed it. He does get top-billing, however, with the title, “Guillermo del Toro presents . . .” That is usually a harbinger of a second-rate genre film (think of the many times you have seen “Quentin Tarantino presents . . .”) If movie posters and credit titles told the truth, it would instead say, “Guillermo del Toro presents a second-rate horror film which he kind of liked but chose not to direct himself because it is not up to his caliber of work.” Guillermo del Toro knew what the audience would see: All tricks, no story and, ultimately, no scares.

Critical Movie Critic Rating:
2 Star Rating: Bad


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'Movie Review: Mama (2013)' have 7 comments

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    January 25, 2013 @ 2:52 pm frommel

    Guillermo del Toro is a hack. Why does his name continue to be used as a selling point?

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    January 25, 2013 @ 3:28 pm quazign

    The CGI “Mama” is laughable.

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    January 25, 2013 @ 3:49 pm Cartigan

    Use what works, I say. Jump scares are the most effective kind.

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    January 25, 2013 @ 6:13 pm Whimsey

    Ending was handled terribly.

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    January 25, 2013 @ 7:15 pm roscoe

    The kids were kinda creepy. So was the acting. Both definitely moreso than the lame-ass apparition.

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    January 25, 2013 @ 10:46 pm SkullCop

    In his defense he’s been involved with some good movies. This could have been one of them had the melodrama not been caked on so heavily.

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    January 26, 2013 @ 11:33 am Don

    Its easy to find fault in a person’s work but Muschietti can be forgiven for a few of your noted misteps – it his first attempt at writing and directing. None come to mind who delivered a perfect movie their first time behind a camera (99.9% don’t get ever get one right after multiple attempts).

    I thought Mama was a strong first outing and am anxiously waiting to see what comes next for Andrés Muschietti.

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