Never before has a title of a film been more descriptive of what it’s about as Machete Kills. Yep, just like “Machete” before it, Danny Trejo dices, hacks and stabs his way through everyone. But now since B-Movie Grindhouse is apparently in vogue again, some big names like Mel Gibson and the now red-hot Michelle Rodriguez have signed on to break from their norms and overact in complete trash. Embedded is the violently schlocky teaser trailer — give it a watch!
Machete Kills stars Danny Trejo, Michelle Rodriguez, Mel Gibson, Amber Heard, Antonio Banderas, Cuba Gooding Jr., Jessica Alba, Charlie Sheen and Alexa Vega.
The President of the United States (Charlie Sheen) tasks indomitable ex-Federale Machete (Danny Trejo) with silencing a dangerous radical and taking out a wealthy arms dealer who seeks to destabilize the entire globe.
Machete Kills hacks through US and UK theaters on October 11, 2013.
May 30, 2013 @ 8:19 pm PhyllisC7
WHy would anyone pay to see this in a theater?
May 30, 2013 @ 8:44 pm Marcos
May 30, 2013 @ 9:29 pm AlanTwo
Mel Gibson? I can understand the parade of “once was” actors like Charlie Sheen, I mean Carlos Estevez, but Mel Gibson? Guess you gotta take what’s offered when there isn’t much offered . . .
May 30, 2013 @ 10:12 pm Heroz
I loved MACHETE
May 30, 2013 @ 11:35 pm Plancaster
Danny Trejo isn’t looking very good. It’s probably time to put him out to pasture.
May 31, 2013 @ 4:11 am Brian
When did he ever look good?
June 2, 2013 @ 10:51 am Lumpy