Movie Trailer: Scary Movie 5 (2013)

There is at least one thing worse than an unnecessary remake and that’s the unnecessary sequel. Case in point Dimension Films’ Scary Movie 5. The franchise has been unfunny for years but it carried on thanks to name recognition and Anna Faris. Well finally Anna has jumped off the trash heap and her reason is clear — there isn’t a funny thing about Scary Movie 5 and the trailer proves it. Ashley Tisdale takes the reigns of this stinker, living in a haunted house and somehow involved with a Broadway dance company. Watch at your own risk.

Scary Movie 5 stars Ashley Tisdale, Erica Ash, Lindsay Lohan, Charlie Sheen, Simon Rex, Molly Shannon, Terry Crews, Marisa Saks, Heather Locklear, Katt Williams and a bunch of other unknown actors.


Scary Movie 5 (2013) by The Critical Movie Critics


Scary Movie 5 goofs off in US and UK theaters on April 12, 2013.

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'Movie Trailer: Scary Movie 5 (2013)' have 7 comments

  1. The Critical Movie Critics

    December 22, 2012 @ 9:00 pm newdles+

    They’re sucking out every last drop they can from it.

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      January 9, 2013 @ 11:17 am Einder

      Parody flicks like this give the best returns – they cost next to nothing to make.

  2. The Critical Movie Critics

    December 22, 2012 @ 9:11 pm Joey Pina

    What it should read:

    Scary Movie 5 stars a bunch of has beens and nobodies.

  3. The Critical Movie Critics

    December 22, 2012 @ 11:06 pm Norrad

    Hey, I’m just happy Lindsay Lohan is still alive and able to make a living doing something other than whoring herself out.

  4. The Critical Movie Critics

    December 23, 2012 @ 8:18 am Pierce

    looks absolutely awful…

  5. The Critical Movie Critics

    December 27, 2012 @ 11:08 am Pearl

    Okay, I’ll admit it, I laughed a few times. So shoot me.

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